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Star Wars sounds
(Suitable sounds for Windows Themes)
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You're shot!
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Wav, 26kB
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I say, you'd better pay better attention.
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Wav, 22kB
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I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Wav, 24kB
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Dogonit.
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Wav, 15kB
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Cry of frustration.
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Wav, 12kB
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NOW you've done it!
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Wav, 77kB
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Looks like you've
done it again.
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Wav, 25kB
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The door's
been slammed in your face.
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Wav, 33kB
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Uttini!!
('Nough said.)
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Wav, 11kB
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Kindly give it a rest!
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Wav, 27kB
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Don't make me laugh.
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Wav, 14kB
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It worked!!!
(And about time too!)
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Wav, 11kB
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What
my archives with Star Wars stuff are...
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Wav, 48kB
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My personal favorites
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Star Wars Intro Theme in stereo.
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Wav, 800kB
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Star Wars Intro II
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Wav, 185kB
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SW Theme with NoDoubt
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Wav, 160kB
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Heavy-metal SW Theme
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Wav, 250kB
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How are you ?
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Au, 110kB
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Salacious Crumb laughing
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Wav, 50kB
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Salacious Crumb laughing II
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Wav, 120kB
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Gonk!
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Wav, 140kB
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Uta buuta Solo?
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Wav, 23kB
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Kissing advice.
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Wav, 30kB
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Scruffy-looking, nerf herder!
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Wav, 260kB
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Laugh it up fuzzball.
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Wav, 20kB
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What an incredible smell..
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Wav, 207kB
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Convenient!
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Wav, 270kB
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No impersonations please.
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Wav, 50kB
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An accurate description
of my computer.
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Wav, 32kB
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How rude!
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Wav, 40kB
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Han telling Jabba off.
(Or is he?)
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Wav, 95kB
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Han talking to Jabba in Dockingbay 94
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Wav, 220kB
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BBC interview with Mark Hamill about EBS, from 1979.
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RAM, 666kB
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Star Wars/Star Trek spoof sounds
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Star Wars in 30 seconds
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MP3, 470kB
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Bob Hope on Star Wars
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MP3, 3.8MB
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Johnny Carson on Star Wars
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MP3, 5.4MB
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News
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MP3, 2.7MB
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Shakesperian Star Wars
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MP3, 1.8MB
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Yoda getting killed
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Wav, 60kB
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Yoda having sex
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Wav, 150kB
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Yoda looses virginity
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MP3, 670kB
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When Yoda met Sally
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Wav, 105kB
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Dinner á la R2D2
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Wav, 28kB
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Where the real power lies
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Wav, 55kB
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3P0 breaking wind
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Wav, 75kB
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Armageddon I
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Wav, 135kB
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Armageddon II
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Wav, 47kB
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Nerfherder spoof
(farfetched) by Kevin Clein in "Fish Called Wanda"
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Wav, 112kB
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Star Trek spoof
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Wav, 314kB
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Ace Ventura ST spoof
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Wav, 40kB
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Ren & Stimpy STTNG spoof
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Wav, 40kB
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Luke's opinion of the Enterprise
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Wav, 50kB
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A Tie-fighter vs. Enterprise
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Wav, 255kB
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Holo-Doc from "First Contact"
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Wav, 20kB
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Dustin' crops reference in computergame
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Wav, 110kB
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Star Wars the Radioplay
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Episode 1
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A wind to shake the stars
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Ra, 3.1MB
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Episode 2
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Points of origin
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Ra, 3.2MB
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Episode 3
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Black knight, white princess and pawns
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Ra, 2.9MB
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Episode 4
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While giants mark time
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Ra, 2.9MB
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Star Wars MP3
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Anarchy Steering Committee - I wanna be a stormtrooper
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MP3, 1.3MB
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Bill Murray on Saturday Night Live
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MP3, 1MB
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Blue Harvest - Borg
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MP3, 5.5MB
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Blue Harvest - Greedo
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MP3, 3MB
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Blue Harvest - Han
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MP3, 1.6MB
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Koto - Star Wars Theme
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MP3, 3.5MB
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Maynard Ferguson - Star Wars
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MP3, 3.9MB
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Meco - Star Wars Disco
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MP3, 5.9MB
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Meco - Empire Strikes Back
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MP3, 3.8MB
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Meco - Christmas in the Stars
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MP3, 3MB
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Meco - Bells, bells, bells
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MP3, 3MB
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Meco - Sleigh Ride
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MP3, 6.7MB
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Metallica - Imperial march
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MP3, 440kB
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Phantom Menace Soundtrack - Duel of the fates
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MP3, 4MB
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S.P.O.C.K. - Force of life
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MP3, 4.4MB
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S.P.O.C.K. - The Stormtrooper
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MP3, 5.2MB
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Supernova - Chewbacca
(What a wookie!)
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MP3, 1.6MB
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Unknown - My name is Darth Vader
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MP3, 640kB
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Aphex Twin - Star Wars Mix
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MP3, 5.8MB
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For optimal sound, download WinAmp for
Windows or MacAst for Macs.
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French Star Wars Sounds
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Dubbed into French
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English Correspondence
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Que
la force soit avec toi, à jamais. -Ben
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May the force will be with you... always.
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À moi, à moi... à moi! -Yoda
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Mine, mine... mine!
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-Je ne connait pas la peur. -Oui... tu aura peur, tu aura peur.
-Luc et Yoda
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-I'm not afraid. -Oh, you will be... you will be.
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-Lâchez-moi! -Yà pas de quoi s'exiter. -Capitaine, me tenir comme vous le
faites n'est pas suffisant pour m'exiter -Désolé mon coeur, nous n'avons
pas le temps pour autre chose. -Leia et Yan.
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-Let go please. -Don't get excited! -Captain, being held by you isn't
quite enough to get me excited. -Sorry sweetheart, there isn't time for
anything else.
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Autant embrasser un Wookie! -Leia
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I'd rather kiss a wookiee!
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Vous êtes si prétentieux, si imbécile, si mal fichu... si
effronté. -Leia
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Why you stuck up... half-witted...
scruffy looking... nerfherder!
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Moi, je suis mal fichu? -Yan
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Who's scruffy-looking?
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Ès eee, mais eeee non non c'est réparé, faut pas s'inquiéter de
tout ça, tout tout, tout baigne... oui tout va bîen ici... oui je vous
remercie... et vous ça va? -Yan
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Aaah... had a
slight weapons malfunction, but...
uh... everything's perfectly all right here now, we're fine, we're all
fine here now... thank you. How are you?
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-Tu crois qu'une princesse et un zigotto comme moi... -Non! -Yan et Luc
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-You think a princess and a guy like me... -No!
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Eh, toute cette agitation a surchauffé les circuits de mon équipier, si
vous le permettez, je vais l'emmener à l'atelier pour le faire réviser.
-C3PO
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All this excitement has over-run the circuits of my counterpart
here... If you don't mind I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
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Enfin nous nous retrouvons, quand je vous ai quitté j'etais
votre disciple, aujourd'hui je suis le maître. -Dark Vador
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At last we meet, when I left you I was but a learner. Now I
am the master.
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Star Wars X-mas special
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Who knew Carrie Fisher can
sing?
(Notice the Star Wars Theme in the background.)
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Wav, 1MB
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Bad recording of Han and Chewie's
opening conversation.
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Wav, 163kB
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The Star Wars cartoon, featuring
Boba Fett.
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Wav, 856kB
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Ps! You can download the entire Star Wars Holiday Special in
the video archive.
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Spaceballs sounds
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Apes...
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Wav, 187kB
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Assholes!
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Au, 180kB
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Chicken?
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Wav, 180kB
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Dollplay
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Wav, 125kB
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Instant Movies
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Wav, 240kB
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Now?
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Wav, 180kB
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Pizza the Hutt!
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Wav, 175kB
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Reading...
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Wav, 105kB
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The Ring
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Wav, 167kB
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Roomates
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Wav, 205kB
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The Spaceballs Theme
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Wav, 167kB
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Twist
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Wav, 60kB
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We ain't found..
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Au, 25kB
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Red Dwarf Sounds
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The Red Dwarf Theme (Orig.)
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Wav, 550kB
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The Red Dwarf Theme (Instr.)
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Wav, 390kB
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Smoke me a kipper... - Ace
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Wav, 35kB
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You're a smeeee... - Kryten
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Wav, 85kB
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Stictly butterside up... - Ace
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Wav, 35kB
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And I look... - Rimmer
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Wav, 220kB
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Thank you Susan - Kryten
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Wav, 30kB
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Stop that! - Rimmer
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Wav, 190kB
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The Toaster I
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Wav, 45kB
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The Toaster II
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Wav, 30kB
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The Toaster III
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Wav, 60kB
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BBC Hitch Hiker Sounds
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Marvin, I love you!
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Wav, 2.4MB
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Depressed
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Wav, 38kB
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I don't breathe
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Wav, 105kB
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Life! Don't
talk to me about life!
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Wav, 50kB
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Vogon Poetry
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Wav, 360kB
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Arthur's
reaction to the poetry
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Wav, 48kB
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Must be a
Thursday...
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Wav, 45kB
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Listen to
your mother!
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Wav, 145kB
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Paperbags
anyone?
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Wav, 47kB
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Pan
Galactic Gargle Blasters
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Wav, 95kB
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"When shooting (Jedi) in the United States we called the film Blue Harvest. Camera Slates, invoices, hotel
reservations, call sheets, production reports, and crew hats and T-shirts all read Blue Harvest.
So when a visitor would ask, 'what are you shooting' and we said 'Blue Harvest,' they went on their way.
Can you imagine what would have happened if we had said, 'We're shooting the next film in the Star Wars trilogy'?"
- Howard Kazanjian Producer
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MP3 Players
Click here
if you need a MP3 player for Windows, or
here if you
need one for Mac.
Download Help
Click here
if you have problems downloading or get scrambled sound once you've
completed a download.
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